Monday, 04.03.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 3 April 2023
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Yo! Hope you had a good weekend. Slimfast needs a new AC at his house and just found out that it's going to cost more than his car. Lazlo is an idea man and he has a solution. *We're all caught up on Yellowjackets but Lazlo is losing confidence that he'll be able to stick the series out until the end. *DO NOT APPROACH WOMEN IN A PARKING LOT! *Doomscrolling! Why is Trump flying back to New York? Is it just me or is this a lot of tornadoes? Grandma has been busted for importing fentanyl. An Ohio school bus driver has resigned after a foul-mouthed tirade caught on tape. *I had no idea we were still arguing about participation trophies. *Would you give a stranger a kidney? *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening and please visit our website www.lazlo.church We'd love to chat with you on our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and remember to come hang out with us every afternoon at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! Yo! How are you my man? I'm great, how are you? I'm great. Glad to hear good to see you. |
| 0:53.0 | Chacho's birthday is 12 today. Happy birthday. |
| 0:55.0 | Chacho, it's pretty exciting. Yeah. |
| 0:58.0 | Well, did he ask for specific things for his birthday? Is that more of a Christmas thing? |
| 1:02.0 | He didn't really. Yeah. I feel like that's more of a Christmas thing. |
| 1:04.0 | I kind of try to like listen to things he said he's wanted. |
| 1:07.0 | Oh, that's good. I guess that's what you're supposed to do. |
| 1:09.0 | Like throughout the year and then those kind of pick him up. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1:12.0 | Sometimes I'll pick him up just as we go. Yeah. |
| 1:14.0 | So those are obviously going to be like, Oh, man, that'd be really cool. |
| 1:16.0 | And then I'll just go out and buy it. |
| 1:18.0 | And then it's good relationship advice too. |
| 1:20.0 | If you're dating someone, you know, if you're not good at that, just start being good at it. |
| 1:24.0 | Just make a mental note, like I should pay attention. |
| 1:26.0 | Right. |
| 1:27.0 | Because otherwise it's really cool to just buy it. |
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