Monday, 03.04.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2024
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
*Buying used can save a lot of money but it can also lead to traumatic flashbacks.
*The Oceans Calling Festival in Ocean City has a lineup made for Slimfast and he wants Lazlo to go with him.
*Caitlin Clark broke the NCAA all-time scoring record. Does this mean that she's in the conversation for greatest college basketball player of all time?
*Trump heads into Super Tuesday with the wind in his sails.
*South Florida doesn't understand how they became a spring break destination to begin with but they're over it.
*This could get heated. USA Today put together a list of the greatest Adam Sandler movies of all time.
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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | How are you? |
| 0:50.0 | Well I'm excellent. |
| 0:51.0 | How about yourself? |
| 0:52.0 | You're good looking good yourself. |
| 0:54.0 | No, thanks man. |
| 0:56.0 | Not bad. |
| 0:57.0 | Good. |
| 0:58.0 | I guess I saw you this weekend. |
| 0:59.0 | I saw you this weekend. |
| 1:00.0 | I saw you yesterday so it hasn't been that long. |
| 1:01.0 | But it's not like I got a full update I don't know what you were |
| 1:03.3 | up to this weekend did you have a good weekend I did anything fun you know yeah I mean |
| 1:09.9 | nothing that anybody cares about but fun for me but I will tell you remember when |
| 1:17.3 | Euro's baseball stuff got stolen out of his mom's car right yeah so I had to re-buy him all his stuff because it was stolen. |
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