Yo! Hope you had a great weekend and enjoyed those football games. I promise we won't talk sports for the entire podcast but we have to at least get Lazlo's thoughts on those games. *What is your favorite thing to eat when you're broke? I like Malt-O-Meal with sugar that I stole from the coffee station at work. I wonder if that will show up on this list. *Doomscrolling!! There were multiple protests over the weekend after the release of the Tyre Nichols video. Stranger Things was the most streamed show in 2022 and Seinfeld managed to crack the top ten. Jay Leno is back in the hospital. The Surgeon General says that 13 is too young for most kids to be on social media. Snowcone finally has a valid excuse for driving without insurance. An elderly Texas woman is getting sick and tired of creepy old men showing up at her door for sex. *A Florida mom is suing her kid's school district. She says the school told her she couldn't volunteer at school events anymore just because she's a hot mom with an OnlyFans. *People in their 20s and 30s wish that their parents understood how different things are for younger generations. *Lazlo is just now discovering that Snowcone has a Bachelor board. Or is it a Bachelorette board? I can't remember but he has a whiteboard to help him keep track of all the people on the new season of The Bachelor or maybe The Bachelorette. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church and don't forget to watch us record the podcast every weekend at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day.

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