What is an asshawk, you might ask?

Oh my God! It has a Mohawk!

It has a Mohawk!

Now you know, welcome back to Rover's Morning Glory.

Shake that ass, dude. And there's our half-time entertainment from Crystal dancing on the courts.

Take it with a dildo in each hand two dillows going on yeah all right classy stuff here on

rovers warning glory i don't know why charlie i'm on fire keeps trying to i want to know how to do it

i want to be able to tell i'm the coach here i'm going to tell my player what she needs to do to be.

She was very upset.

But what?

She was very upset that you were a coaching, Prissel in there during the.

I know you guys have like this, you're so unbreakable bond.

Is that, I'm not going to.

I'm not going to.

You said it, but one person that might be upset is your boyfriend. What? We're just a good. What are we doing? What are we doing? Yeah, what? We're not groping on each other. You were like right up on each other in the park box. Oh, making up lies now. What? Lies! Lies. Trying to get your head. Trying to get your head. Oh, Snitcher. What's the accusation? That guy's named Skinny. So Skinny's going to be okay with you two getting that close. So they were in the fart box and what was going on? Oh, just like they're always due. They're like, I was grabbing Charlie's weiner to practice, throwing it.

She's obsessed with Charlie.

Oh, wow.

Do you want to go see your phone so he's not floating?

Let's go check my aura rate to see if my heart rate was.

Don't be jealous.

This is mental warfare between these two chicks right now, isn't it? Charlie knows how to handle a weener. I'm taking advice on him, okay? I don't understand. You're jealous that you didn't pick me. I actually made the right choice. And when we get back to the fart box to our phone, we're going to see the boyfriend's like, dude, I can't believe you're doing this with Charlie. You're not going to be able to see that when you have this dildo in your face. They play dirty in the WNDA Women's National Dildo Association. All right. So we have a basketball hoop set up here in the studio. We had the WNDA draft earlier. Jeffrey actually drafted, I'm sorry, Dushi

drafted Jeffrey as the first overall pick in the WNDA draft. That means Charlie was teamed up with

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