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🗓️ 26 August 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Buckle up, Bloody FM listeners. The Toxic Avenger hits theaters this Friday. |
| 0:06.3 | Hundreds of new theaters and showtimes have been added across North America. So if you thought it was sold out, think again. |
| 0:13.6 | Don't miss Macon Blair's hilarious radioactive adventure starring Peter Dinklage, Jacob Tremblay, Taylor Page with Elijah Wood and |
| 0:22.5 | Kevin Bacon. Get tickets now at Tickets.com. Put your name on it. Just put your name on. That's all I |
| 0:32.8 | be a man or woman. Put your name on it. |
| 0:43.8 | More stories podcast with will sassow star of george and mandi's first marriage hey how's your foot buddy oh it's good cheers thanks for rescheduling i had to have my |
| 0:49.6 | foot operated on it was disgusting for a while it's disgusting now but in but in a different way. How disgusting how? Well, I had three toes hammer. Now, what happens is the tendon splits |
| 0:59.3 | in the top here and then a polish later. So the scab. Yeah, so then the doctor cuts, |
| 1:06.9 | literally cut my knuckles out, straighten them pins in them now they look like baby mice buddy |
| 1:11.6 | i need that look at this here we go look at that oh yeah okay i got the guy put it on camera |
| 1:18.8 | we're now we're getting a whole different audience oh man that's not normal yeah i had it's |
| 1:26.1 | like they're trying to leave what What was China in the 13th century like? Hey, everybody. They bound my. I had a bunyan surgery when I was 12 and you're not supposed to cut into a foot that's still growing. So that's a foot that's been operated on. Oh, geez. Jesus, right. Yeah, that makes sense. |
| 1:45.2 | Could you, I want to hear Jesse Ventura explain to me the different ways to skin a cat. |
| 1:50.3 | Well, there's many different ways to skin a cat, Jay. |
| 1:53.7 | You know that. |
| 1:55.6 | You're somebody that prefers cats over dogs. |
| 2:00.3 | We don't have a lot in common. No, that's not true, Jesse. Plenty of the other things we don't have in common would be you probably, back in your SNL days or when you were doing stand-up as a young fellow, you probably didn't find time to run a 90-pound jackhammer. No, you did that? Yes, I did. You worked for the city? Jesse the body. Yeah, before I was in the seals. Did you get the night? How long can you hold your breath underwater, Jane? Pretty long, actually, Jess. Now, I know gasping for airtime is a different holding your breath altogether. I like to swim underwater, the length of the pool and back, test my lungs. |
| 2:36.0 | Pussy. Why? Well, because you also have to do something. When I was in Bud's, |
| 2:42.1 | ballistic underwater sealed, demolition, yep, demolition seals. You would joke and attest to this. You would be underground, under the water. Underground sometimes. Well, there's water underground, isn't there? Yeah. Why don't you tell me? Why did you know? Let me see your hands. No, this side. Yeah, there's no scabs there at all. |
| 3:07.5 | That's a working man hand. What are you talking about? You've got some, yeah, you've got your 10 pound dumbbells. I'm talking about. 10 pounds? Flappers. My dick's like eight pounds, most. Have you ever done that impression for Jesse the body? No, I don't know anybody. Oh, no, wait. Yeah, yeah, because of my good pal, Chris Van Vleet. |
| 3:07.1 | I was going to go from a notary, yes. I forgot. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, pal of mine interviews, a bunch of wrestlers and stuff, has a great show, insight with Chris Van Vleet, and is sort of the, I guess, the Joe Rogan of wrestling podcasters and had Jesse on |
| 3:43.4 | and then called me, you know, so for seven seconds. |
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