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🗓️ 12 August 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Put your name on it. |
| 0:01.4 | Just put your name on. |
| 0:02.6 | That's all I can. |
| 0:03.4 | Be a man or woman. |
| 0:04.9 | Put your name on it. |
| 0:10.7 | When's the last time you were in a sleeping bag? |
| 0:14.2 | When was the last time I was in a sleeping bag? |
| 0:16.9 | I would say Jersey Shore, 1980. It's been a minute, right? 1988 1988 Yeah, for me too. I can't, I don't... I'm not a camper. I'm not camping. I'll go outside. But when it's time to go to sleep, I'm going inside. I'll... What is it? Glamping? Yeah, but that's like inside. Yeah, yeah, I'll do that. I'll do that inside stuff. I think that's called vacation. Yeah. Listen, I don't, I'm not picky, but I love where I stay. I love it to have a shower. My wife has a heated toilet seat, and that's my new higher power. You don't know what you're missing until you sit down on a warm toilet seat. It's like, oh my God. Whenever, it's so weird. You've never felt that. With the bidet? I've had the warm toilet seat, you know. Well, that's what she calls me. She's the warm toilet seat. Her bidet. Chelsea Handler, it was the first time I sat down on a warm seat. It had the first time I sat down on a toilet seat that had all the buttons on the side. Yeah. And I'm like how many, there's so many buttons. I'm like how many different things. I get put that anywhere. I get confused. Usually the good ones will flush when you stand up. They just flush by themselves. Yeah. So let's start nice and light. Israel or Palestine? Who you got? In a fight? No, I don't know. Where's your heart? I mean, well, I was bar mitzvah. Fair enough. Final question. You, uh, not even Jewish, but I like money. You circumcised, Me too. Yep. Kyle, circumcised? |
| 1:45.2 | That a boy. |
| 1:45.9 | Congratulations. |
| 1:46.7 | I won't even. |
| 1:48.4 | Born in Boston, college in San Antonio. |
| 1:50.7 | Stand up in Seattle and Australia. |
| 1:53.8 | Describe the women in each city. |
| 1:56.6 | Well, Australia is not a city. |
| 1:59.1 | Let me cross that out. |
| 2:00.0 | Yep. |
| 2:00.3 | Okay. |
| 2:01.3 | Seattle is there. city. Let me cross that out. Yep. Okay. Seattle. |
| 2:01.8 | Okay. |
| 2:04.4 | Public school, New Jersey. |
| 2:05.7 | So, so, so, uh, born in Boston, I, listen, I am of the opinion that the Boston accent coming out of a woman's mouth doesn't make them super sexy. |
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