Put your name on it.

Just put your name on.

That's all I say.

Be a man or woman. Put your name on it. Michael Rapleport. In the out. Let me change. Whatever do radio when you promote your dates. And the guy's like, so we're going to, we're going to go. We got about 15 seconds left. And we're going to do a local car commercial. Then I'll bring you on. You're like, all right.

He's like, welcome back, rape,

Kitt and Paul Spice of the Month.

It's crazy. We're gonna go, we got about 15 seconds left and we're gonna do a local car commercial and I'll bring you on.

You're like, all right, he's like,

welcome back, Rick, Pett and Paul Spice in the month. Michael Rappaport is with us. We got Young Nemo. He just ate vomit out of the trash again and these Lakers girls are hot today. I'm like, what the fuck? Young Nemo. Young Nemo. Stress Factory, Michael Rapport,

go see him, Jersey.

Rally Strong.

Rutgers, empty that shit. Young Nemo. Young Nemo. Stress Factory, Michael Rapport, go see him, Jersey.

Rally Strong.

Rutgers, empty that shit out.

Empty out the rack and go see my boy.

September 25th to 27th.

I'm so glad I'm not on the fucking road, bro.

I go and it's newer for me.

Yeah. Well, you started as a comic. But when I was, when I started as a comic when I was 19, I never went on the road. Like I was just, I did it. Then I found acting. I didn't, I found acting through doing standup. And then I fell in love with acting, like deeply in love with acting. And then I was like, this is what I want to do. Because I grew up thinking I was going to be in the NBA. And obviously that didn't go well. You're a fucking celebrity rockin' jocks. You're an MVP. You locked up Terrell Owens. I'm letting you say it. I'm letting you say it and I'm letting it just land. I locked up Terrell Owens.

Okay. I had four points, six fouls and I locked up T.O. It was like your Ray Lewis MVP.

It is what it is. It's in the books. The late grade Stuart Scott gave me the trophy.

Stuart Scott, rest in peace. It may be Sunday because I'm here to preach. She was awesome. Priest Holmes. So a lot happened. Joe Prano got married, what, Saturday? Saturday. And this is a Tuesday? Yep. How much sex have you had from Saturday to today right now? Just once. Just one. Saturday night. You fell right into the married life. Just once now. Just the post married, you know, the night of. Yeah. And then the rest of it's been fucking. It's all procedural now. His wife smoking hot. Covered in tats like head to toe in that white white. She's like in a Billy Idol video. Yeah. It was she looked was your first dance song stand by boom boom boom let's go back to my oh nice stand by me

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