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Guaranteed Human. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Froggy, what's your phone tap all about today? Dina reached out to us, and her uncle has planned a huge family vacation to the happiest place on Earth. Well, I call him and tell him that, well, we're going to have to make a few changes, and you can't bring the whole family this time. All right, here we go.

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Hello. Yes, I'm looking for Robert, please.

Speaking.

Hi, Robert. This is Henry, also known as Happy Henry from a... We're ready in, uh, looks like just under two weeks.

Oh, all right. How you doing?

I'm doing very well, calling to, uh, let you know that we need to make a quick change here to your reservation.

Um, okay. I'm going to need to move that by one week. So instead of arriving on the seventh and leaving on the fourth, what? What are you talking about? What do you mean? We're going to have you arrive on the 14th. And you'll stay until the 21st. No, no. Oh, that's impossible. That's not happening. Well, what's happened is we've had to make a change. We've had a family who's a part of our golden ears club. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't give a shit about some family with ears. Well, part of our plan here is we have a Golden Ears Club, and when we have somebody that's part of the Goldeneers Club, we have to do everything we can to make them happy and make you happy as well. Oh, whoa, whoa. This is Happy Henry. Happy Henry. I don't give a fucking about any happy years golden ears club. I a family trip planned i can't postpone this

are you any of your mind i got 27 people flying in from all over the country and we can't change

two weeks i don't know what world you live in but this isn't happening okay so get you

together and change some other family with golden ears you know what what? Let me check my mousquetools here.

And...

Check your f***le mouss.

Somebody sounds awful grumpy today. What the f***? Sounds like you had breakfast with grumpy. Listen to me. Don't you tell me when I'm going on vacation. You understand me? I tell you when I want to go on vacation. So you get your shit together and get your mouse cools working and you figure out what you got to do because you should have my plan.

You understand me?

Whoa, whoa, so I'm going to ask that you don't speak that way. We hear we're taught not to talk that way. Well, you're f*** up. You're doing a fucking up thing. I'm trying out on vacation here. Here's the deal. I see that you're booked at the Polynesian resort. I'm going to do everything I can to accommodate you, so I can move 20 of you to one motel that we have off the property. I'm not moving any motel. I'm not splitting up my group. This has been planned for a long time. You know what? You're giving me a lot of aggravation here. You got a supervisor I can talk to? Yes, hold on. I'll put you on hold for one moment and see what I can do. Hold on one moment, please.

Jesus.

You know, You got a supervisor I can talk to? Yes, hold on. I'll put you on hold for one moment and see what I can do.

Hold on one moment, please.

Jesus.

Just tell him the hole.

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