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The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2012
⏱️ 88 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A lot of fun to grow excitement, affirmation, salutations, greetings and most Felicitous blessings |
| 0:29.3 | be bestowed upon the sod house in which you live once again. The smartest man in the world, |
| 0:34.6 | the broadcast, takes to the ether here from the intensely confined confines of the nerd-melcomic |
| 0:42.4 | bookstore and show them right here on Fabulous Sunset in Holyrock, California, where we're surrounded |
| 0:48.8 | by nothing but graphic novels and the intense art which looks like the inside of H.P. Lovecraft's |
| 0:54.8 | Budwa here. I don't know who would have wallpaper like this other than Lurch and Galle, yeah, |
| 1:04.5 | and Philip Jose Farmer in one of his wildest fantasies. It's a pretty, it's an Alan Moore world here. |
| 1:10.7 | What can I tell you? But there seems to be, if I could describe the art behind me to all of you |
| 1:14.9 | out there in Prippcastland who are right now tooling down the road in your armored vehicle or hidden |
| 1:22.3 | underground in your perpetual fiberglass bunker with nothing but a whole bunch of space food sticks |
| 1:28.3 | from the 70s to sustain you. Thank you for the two people who remember space food sticks. |
| 1:33.9 | Let me just paint a graphic picture for you, shall I? There's a bleeding black and white skull |
| 1:39.3 | leaning toward me that's been eviscerated in half with a flaming book on the top of it and two |
| 1:45.0 | hands that are completely disembodied from any arms coming out of what appears to be of a valley |
| 1:50.8 | of pudding. That's the kind of artwork we're talking about here. Wait, don't ask the question. |
| 1:56.7 | I can already hear before you ask it. Did a man draw it? Of course they did. Of course they did |
| 2:04.1 | my darling. You just don't see women's art like this as much as you once did in the old days when |
| 2:11.2 | women were men and lived alone in a room and didn't have much contact with the outside world and |
| 2:16.3 | there was a steady diet of science fiction and sugary treats and long voyages on the internet |
| 2:22.8 | that sometimes ended up on the Peruvian guinea pig page or whatever. There's also one here of a |
| 2:28.2 | what appears to be a desiccated rib cage inhaling quite violently while a man holds a knife to the |
| 2:34.2 | under part where the sternum would go. And then I think that's a boiling dragon coming out of a |
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