Hello, hello everybody and welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell.

It is Tuesday, which means I am joined by the one the only Joe Lowry, Joseph Cornelius Lowry, I should say.

Joe, how you doing, buddy?

I'm doing great.

I am thrilled to have a really, let's be honest, a new and improved middle name, courtesy of Ben Wright in the backheeled round of, which, Taylor, clearly you have been reading. It is an honor and a joy to be a fellow Cornelius.

So it's Joseph Cornelius, Mr. Thursday Night himself, Lowry. Yes, yes, correct. It's not, let's, I'm not quite at Graham level in terms of nicknames. Like, Big Thunder is really, really hard to beat. No one ever would be. But I like that the, the name is expanding for me as well. I am glad you like that. I hope you liked today's episode because I said to Joe before we started, I am springing something on him. It's a new idea. We'll see how it goes, but we're going to be talking a lot of MLS today. I've got some teams I would love to ask Joe

some questions about and pick his brain on. But Joe, to open up, we'll see how long this goes.

Could be one segment. It could be two. I'm assuming you have seen the things that people will

post where they are ranking like their top 10 and they're just arbitrarily given a thing and have to decide where it fits into the rankings and then you have to hope that it all sort of aligns and you don't have like worst player ever and the final selection is like maradonna coming right right right so if it was if it was like Pixar movies and it was one through five and you started with the Incredibles, obviously I put it in the one slot because nothing will top it.

And that way I actually am safe right off the bat.

See, exactly.

All right, Joe gets it, but he cannot move these rankings around.

So I have 10 players, concepts, coaches, whatever it may be.

No coaches, actually.

And Joe, you get to rank them where you think they are according to the Joe Lowry enthusiasm index.

What gives you the most enthusiasm, maybe the least enthusiasm.

Joe, we're going to start with Robert Taylor of Inter Miami.

Robert Taylor.

I'm going to put Robert Taylor in the seven. I feel like I'm not

quite all the way there on Fignesta in the way that some others might be. I really enjoy Robert Taylor.

He had a good performance against the Vancouver White Caps over the weekend, exploiting the exact

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