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Hi and hello, sports fans. Welcome to Extra Points presented by Omaha. The Olympics are in full swing. That means Sarah

Tiana is once again out of pocket making pages for her fancy pals over there. Hope you're watching

all the great work she's doing covering that. In the meantime, it's me and Eddie Spaghetti,

bringing you through July. Now we're just about to get into August.

And that means it's time for the Civil War reenactments in pro football.

The preseason games, they kick off on Thursday night.

Bears and Texans, Texans and Bears.

You know, that's a good opening question here.

I bet you, this is easy for me.

Like, if there were actual stakes to this, I could impact how long I watch.

But I think just on my own, knowing the man in the mirror, I will watch eight and a half real game minutes of this kickoff classic or whatever the hell

they call it in Canton, Ohio. Eddie Spaghetti, how say you? I am shocked, eight and a half. If you had a

lot, if you for, I mean, if you set the line for me for like three and a half minutes, I'd probably

still say the under. I think the only stuff from the game that I will consume will be

either just, you know, on SportsCenter or just, you know, Twitter highlights. Look, we record shows.

We haven't recording shows together since 2016. You've always said it is Silveria Warren Ackman.

So in my head, I'm like, why am I bothering with this game, which is super unfair to both of

these teams, too.

They're having to play.

Like, training camp just started and now you're being thrusted onto the field with, like,

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