Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello, my name's Mitch. I saw your Craigslist ad about you needing somebody.

Oh, yeah, I already heard from...

So, I just want to let you know, my name is Mitch.

I'm actually in the San Pedro area and I'm really good with kids, so I just wanted to get a chance to talk to you and see what exactly you would need from me and how much you would pay and all that.

Yeah, I already found someone.

Well, let me assure you, the person you found is not as good as me.

Kids tell me all the time, Mitch, you are the best I've had.

So it's always reassuring to hear that as you're taking care of kids.

So I just want to let you know that the person you found will never be as good as me. They will not treat your kids the same way. I have been driving my entire life. Guess how many car accidents I've gotten into? Guess how many? Zero. That's how many. Guess how many times I've got

pulled over? Zero. I am perfect for this.

But it's really just to pick up a child and take him to do grandma's house. It's not like a...

Because I usually... I've never done grandmothers, but I've always kind of been into them.

So I figure driving from point A to point B is very easy, especially grandmothers.

They make the best cookies.

So I just think I would be perfect for this.

I mean, if you have the person doing every day, I can do Mondays just to show

and prove to you how amazing I am with kids. You have no idea.

Well, let me take you down your phone number just in case if, you know, doesn't work out

with the personality hard. If you'd like that. Oh, I would love that.

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