Mitch Burrow

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2019

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Mitch (IG:mitchburrow) and Craig talk about speed, sobriety, and microdosing.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit!
0:03.0	Hey, what's up to 6-0 in progress in Comosa Beach.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit has been.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. So this podcast, you know, This is community service with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:27.6	So this podcast, I never sent out preparation emails.
0:28.1	Yeah.
0:29.3	Preparation H.
0:36.7	So you need to tell a story about like getting fucked up and tucking in your dick or getting arrested or like that time you
0:40.0	puked on your girlfriend's dick you know stuff like that what if i'm not a bad person like you
0:44.5	i'm not a bad person i'm never you're a bad person i'm not a i'm not a delinquent are we rolling
0:49.3	we're rolling okay hey welcome to community service with mitchrow. He's a fuck face and I love him.
0:56.0	This is off to a good start.
0:58.0	This is my good buddy.
0:59.0	He's funny as fuck and I love him.
1:02.0	Do you think we'd be as good of friends if I hadn't had a truck that time you needed to move stuff out of your girlfriend's apartment?
1:08.0	No.
1:09.0	No, I don't need you anymore.
1:12.2	I love your honesty.
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