Mister Cutie

Urgent Care with Joel Kim Booster + Mitra Jouhari

Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

This week Joel and Mitra offer advice on body hair, whether or not to pursue someone that you’re not sure is reciprocating interest, what to do if your friend is dating a racist, and more. Ask us some q’s! Our number is 323-334-0371 + our email is: [email protected] CONTACT US, IF YOU DARE! This episode is brought to you by Native deodorant (www.nativedeodorant.com code: URGENT) and Betterhelp (www.betterhelp.com/urgent).

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0:00.0	I'm going to go silent at two.
0:03.0	Oh!
0:04.0	Oh!
0:05.0	This is Urchic Care.
0:10.0	Urch. Erchir. I see a lot of myself in this color.
0:25.0	I'm both you fucking die.
0:27.0	I see a lot of myself in this collar.
0:28.0	Same here.
0:29.0	Okay, weo, weo, weo. Welcome to Urgent Care.
0:35.0	I'm Joel Kim Booster.
0:37.0	I'm Meetra Johari.
0:38.0	And we are here to help you.
0:40.0	To the best of our ability,
0:42.0	again. Again. Legally legally I would like to say very limited.
0:47.0	You cannot sue us I cannot be said enough you cannot sue us there. We are un-suable. Many have tried. Many have tried. I have
0:57.0	actually been sued 12 times this week and I won't explain why but I will explain why on my
1:02.2	website at some
1:03.4	W.W. metras sue report.com back slash this is what happened today and why it's not my fault.
1:11.6	So check it out check it out you're gonna. You cannot sue us. But we are here to help you. We want to help you. We take calls. We take emails. We take
1:18.0	Instagram, DMs. No, we don't. We only take the calls and the emails of all sorts.
1:23.5	Listen, we want to hear it all.
1:24.7	We want to, relationship advice, sex, dating, medical,
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