Missed Connections (6/8/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2026
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, cutie. |
| 0:01.2 | We need eye contact. Missed connections. That was me staring. There's only two places to find true love in this world. One is at the world's scrabble championships. Yes, it is. When your opponent spells out the word knuckle dunkledunk for triple the points. Wow. So many kids. Yeah, you win. That is romantic. My goodness. The other is on the pages of Craigslist.org. |
| 0:23.1 | We scour that website every week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer. |
| 0:27.1 | Like this first one titled, Your Love Made Me Grow Down Under. |
| 0:31.8 | Man for Woman, 39. |
| 0:34.3 | Did you scan this beforehand? |
| 0:35.8 | Can we read this? |
| 0:36.7 | It's from the Outback Steakhouse. |
| 0:38.6 | Oh. |
| 0:39.4 | That down on. |
| 0:40.0 | A little better. |
| 0:40.8 | Where's the growth, though? |
| 0:42.3 | He says, I was your customer. |
| 0:44.8 | You were my server. |
| 0:45.9 | Oh, no. |
| 0:46.5 | For me, the spark happened instantly when you came to my table and said, |
| 0:51.2 | Good evening, guvna. |
| 0:52.8 | Who here wants the sample of tasting me blooming on you? |
| 0:57.2 | That is someone that just needed something interesting to happen at work that day. |
| 1:01.3 | Don't ask you to do that, there. |
| 1:02.8 | He says, your accent was unique, a tantalizing mixture of British, Australian, and just a dash of spunky pirate thrown in for fun. |
| 1:12.2 | We bantered about the menu and I made my selection. |
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