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Back to the Barre

Miss Piggy Era

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

“I'm not yelling at children!” exclaims Christi as things get heated on the second half of the "Boys Are Cuties, Girls Have Cooties". Abby is fuming over Cathy's all boys team, which Christi correctly guesses will result in their girls getting pushed that much harder. Abby launches directly into harsh criticisms of the soloists and starts getting on every girl's case about their hats for Pink Lemonade.


Cathy's boys bring the charm as OnStage America commences. All Abby needs the girls to do is be better than Cathy's group. Things look rocky fast as aside from Kendall's 3rd place, none of the soloists rank highly. It's all up to Pink Lemonade, but a successful performance is marred when Chloe drops her hat.


It's a worst case scenario for Christi as Chloe's been the target of Abby's ire for some time already. Even if the performance is well received; any and all faults will be placed squarely on Chloe's shoulders, especially if they lose to Cathy. This marks a low point for Christi, whose already had a very rough go of it this season. As she collects Chloe to leave, Christi is recorded yelling at bystanders in the hallway.


Having been unable to escape this clip for a whole decade, Christi would like to share that it isn't what it looks like! What really happened? Well join us today for what's sure to be, for Christi at least, a lose-lose situation.


Quotes

  • “Cathy is telling her team it smells like something's burning. Woo, it's us because we are hot. Oh my god get a life. She's so cheesy. Her and Abby. God, they're having like, a lame-off.” (13:38 -13:54 | Kelly and Christi)
  • “The whole thing went on with the costume. Then Jill on the bus and the costume. Then we just never heard another word about it. It just disappeared! Yeah, that was the main story of the first half.” (19:59-20:11 | Kelly and Christi)
  • “Season 3 remains a very dark time in my life. This remains one of my low moments, especially when it aired and people were like Oh My God Christi is yelling at children!” (32:51-33:03 | Christi) 
  • “Then you come back and fight with me. You have more on your mind this week, then you take it out on me bitch! I don't take it out on you as much as I think I'd fucking had it. Didn't we all have it at that point? Yeah, on me.” (42:37-46:45 | Kelly and Christi) 


Links

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Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarre


Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510


Follow Christi on IG: www.instagram.com/christilukasiak


Follow Kelly on IG: www.instagram.com/kellylhyland



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Baby, let's just dance dance, let's just dance

0:03.2

Baby, I just wanna dance dance dance dance

0:06.4

Baby, can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it?

0:11.6

All of it, electricity, do it right now

0:15.8

Bye bye bye now, turn the volume off, lock it me up

0:20.0

Electricity

0:21.3

Hey bitches, welcome back to the bar

0:23.3

This is bitch number one, Kristi

0:25.2

And bitch number two, Kelly

0:26.8

Oh, it's us a little bitch, the bitches, the bitches, the queen bitches, all the bitches

0:34.0

Look, I have to use my migraine cap, have you ever used one of these?

0:38.0

No, but you told me to

0:39.2

Oh my god, they're the best, see how they're like jelly

0:42.4

So you put them in the freezer and they stay cold

0:46.0

But they like compress on your brain so if you have a migraine it feels good

0:50.0

But I have to put it on my knee

0:51.6

I walk down the one stair into my garage and my knee pop

0:55.6

Oh my god, you were a lady

0:57.5

I'm telling you, I'm like, Jesus

1:00.1

And I saw stars, I actually saw stars, I was standing there and like

1:04.8

Have you ever heard yourself and you're afraid to move or breathe?

1:07.2

And you're like, yeah

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