Miss Cryptid 2017 Week 1

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David Flora

Science, Society & Culture, Social Sciences

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2017

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Break out the balloons and streamers and grab your most blood-proof clothing, it’s time for 2017 Miss Cryptid Contest! The first week of this year’s fang-packed Miss Cryptid contest takes us around the world from the Monkey Man of New Delhi to … Read More The post Miss Cryptid 2017 Week 1 appeared first on Blurry Photos.

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0:00.0	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to week one of the 2017
0:11.0	miss. Miss Scripted Conest.
0:15.0	Contest. Oh yeah yeah
0:25.0	yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah,
0:37.0	everything matches great on Skye. Perfect. This year ladies and gentlemen we have some of the finest ugliest contestants you've ever seen.
0:54.0	That's right, these scaly-tongued acid-dipping beauties have been brought together from all
1:01.0	over the world, some from caves, others from under rocks, one dredged
1:06.8	out of a pile of particularly off-putting sludge, and paraded before you for your entertainment netification.
1:15.0	Aren't they lovely?
1:17.0	Ho!
1:18.0	And Puncheon.
1:20.0	Oggle to your nausea's content.
1:23.0	Mm-hmm.
1:24.4	Week one starts hot and heavy.
1:27.4	Oh, ho, ho, who, with a worldwide selection of contestants. We'll be traveling from the swelteringly hot cityscapes of India,
1:38.9	to the no-man scrubland in caves of South Africa.
1:43.8	To the also hot and sweltering American South.
1:48.4	So pack your bags and watch the hag.
1:51.4	This will be one of the best miscripted yet. I guarantee. I'm your host David Flora.
2:00.0	I'm also a host. I'm Dave Steko. So sit back, relax, get on your splash-proof ponchos in case any
2:10.0	viscera comes your way. And enjoy the opening week of the 2017
2:19.0	Miscripted. Miskripted Contest. S-T-S-S-S-Sit! Hi,
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