Miss Cryptid 2015 Week 2

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David Flora

Science, Society & Culture, Social Sciences

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2015

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Miss Cryptid is in full swing, and week 2 continues the eerie excellence! Parading the Wisconsin Hodag, the French Beast of Gevaudan, and Zana from western Asia, the Miss Cryptid Contest covers the gamut for what’s real and what’s not. … Read More The post Miss Cryptid 2015 Week 2 appeared first on Blurry Photos.

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0:00.0	This episode brought to you by Cards Against Humanity who asked us not to read an ad, and so we won't.
0:06.0	In lieu of that, Flora's got some improvisational jazz poetry.
0:11.0	Gding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. poetry. MLB. You're out of your league baseball.
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0:28.0	We're out of your league, baseball. We're sorry cards against humanity, but thank you.
0:35.0	I'm sorry, jazz and poetry.
0:37.0	And sports.
0:40.0	And sports. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to week two of the 2015
0:50.2	Mezcripted.
1:00.0	Khand. Conde. content. I'm Dave Stecco and I'm David Flora and thank you for joining us as we parade a
1:31.8	captivating cadra of carnivorous creatures for your incredible eyes to see.
1:40.6	Truly a magnificent multitude of mutated marsupials, some of which aren't marsupials in the true
1:48.0	sense of the term. Tonight we have three amazing horrifying contestants.
1:54.0	Some of them are quite alluring you'll find.
1:57.0	Some of them people found quite alluring.
1:59.0	Verifiably.
2:00.0	And we will also announce the winner of week one.
2:05.0	That's right.
2:07.2	Who took home the advancement token?
2:10.6	Who did this bachelor give a pointy rose to?
2:14.0	Was it... Zemu?
2:17.0	Hmm?
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