Miss Cryptid 2015 Week 1

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David Flora

Science, Society & Culture, Social Sciences

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2015

⏱️ 35 minutes

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The time has come once again to ogle the oddities in the 2015 Miss Cryptid Contest! For week 1 of the 2015 Miss Cryptid Contest, David and Dave take a look at the Romanian Zmeu, the African Catoblepas, and the … Read More The post Miss Cryptid 2015 Week 1 appeared first on Blurry Photos.

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Maxistentialism, a monthly zine about philosophy, design, humor, and social insects available for $3 a month.
0:08.0	You can subscribe at Maxistentialism.com, that's Max I S, T E N N T I A L I S M dot com.
0:17.0	Now that is a cult I can get behind.
0:20.0	Ladies and gentlemen,
0:23.7	Haints and tickets, welcome to these opening ceremonies of the 2015
0:31.4	Ms. Krypton. 2015 Miss Cripted. Incontest. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
0:55.0	yeah, yeah, yeah,
0:57.0	oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, That's right.
1:08.8	right.
1:09.8	majesty.
1:11.8	splendour. noxious breath, inappropriate antlers.
1:17.0	These are all the hallmarks of a true Ms. Cripted champion, but only one will go home with the coveted golden goatman.
1:28.3	And now your hosts for this elegant evening of cryptid exhibition.
1:34.0	I'm Dave Stecco and I'm the other one David Flora.
1:39.0	Oh, just the other one will do.
1:41.0	Oh, sorry.
1:42.0	Welcome to the first night. Just the other one will do. Oh, sorry.
1:43.0	Welcome to the first night of Minnie.
1:46.0	By many, I mean three.
1:48.0	That's right.
1:49.0	As of the end of this broadcast, you'll have completed the first trimester in bringing a beautiful
1:56.2	bouncing fresh new miss crypted into the world.
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