Join me, John Randall at the North American Banking Company, Minnesota Golf Show, February 13th through to 15, at the Minneapolis Convention Center.

Touch your skills in the long puck contest for a shot at a $100,000 prize package.

Plus, try the latest gear from top manufacturers and get free lessons from local PGA pros.

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How's everyone feeling?

You got the midwinter blas?

Heard a fellow say that today.

I said, what the hell are those?

Don't they have a vaccine for that?

My name's Mishki.

Woody, woody, wooie, hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hoo-thru-tri-woody-woe.

Uh-do-huh.

Ah, two, three. All right, I ran into a fella today. I asked him how he was doing.

He said he had the midwinter blas. What the hell are those?

The midwinter blahs. Is that B-L-A-H-S? Blas? I said, pal, I got a cure for it. I pulled out a

revolver. I put it to his head. He said, that's not loaded. I said, yes, it is. I showed him. It was loaded. I put it to his head, and I said, I'm out of my mind, have been for about a week now. I don't know what it is, but I've lost it, and I'm going to put one right through your noggin in three, two. And then I stopped. And I said, right now, if I were to put this gun away,

and you felt that new lease on life. How does it feel? Breathe, boy, you're alive. I'm not going to

kill you. I never was. But I bet we shook those winter blas, did we not? The idea that you were about to be a corpse, and now you've got a chance to live on.

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