Miracle on Cauliflower Lane (Pet-Smart Prank Call)

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🗓️ 8 February 2010

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Jared prank calls a Pet smart and says his hamster had babies.

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0:00.0	May I help you?
0:01.0	Hi, Sondon.
0:02.0	My name is Bonnus Symbolton.
0:03.0	I want to speak to you about a problem with a hamster that I bought.
0:07.0	Okay.
0:08.0	Okay, well, I bought it from you guys like a week ago, and when I was speaking to some lady or whatever
0:14.0	about this, I said, is this going to have little hamster babies?
0:18.0	And she's like, no.
0:19.0	And guess what happened today guess what happened today
0:23.6	okay well there's a problem guess what happened today you have to guess it had seven baby hamsters
0:35.5	seven of them and i only bought one i don't know if this was kind of like
0:41.0	a Christmas special, like, you bought one, he gives birth to seven. That's not what I wanted. It's not what I want it.
0:47.3	It's not what I want it. It's like, because I'm sorry. I'm trying to stay calm. I'm just very upset.
0:54.5	Okay, you're trying to yelling at me and I can't get a word in that way.
0:57.1	I apologize.
0:58.8	Okay.
0:59.7	What I'm trying to tell you is I don't sell females at my store.
1:02.9	Wait, do you see my own?
1:05.5	So are you calling the right store first of all?
1:07.2	It had babies.
1:08.9	It did.
1:12.6	Okay, which store did you buy the hamster from? This is the number on the receipt.
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