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Minus three with Dave Demichette.

Boiler alert, 15 minutes from now.

You're going to know all the final scores and the best player props for week nine.

The question you have to ask yourself is,

do you want to know that information? Too late! Now you just can't leave.

Before we jump into it, though, a quick look in the rearview mirror of how we got here. Shex six over last week.

Now 19 over on the season. Hench, four over on the week along with Eddie Spaghetti.

Spaghetti trying to write the ship there. Hench now up over 500 himself.

Brady Lemieux six over last week, and he's doing well.

But what's done is done.

Week eight's over.

As for week nine, let it begin.

All right, I know it's already begun.

Let's get to Patriots, commanders,

two problematic representatives for the US of A.

On one hand, you've got the commies, the commies. And we don't even

have time for my full thoughts on those get-ups. On the other hand, they're the patriots, named

after the soldiers who won the American Revolutionary War and who honor their very best with redcoats.

What in the name of Cornwallis are we doing, Patriots? You know, what else is problematic?

The state of these two teams,

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