`Minisode: The Story of the 3rd of July

Bunny Ears

Macaulay Culkin

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2018

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Yo Dawg; Mack and Matt are back with another minisode; this time, they celebrate Merca and explosions and junk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	History!
0:03.0	Remember about History!
0:13.0	Remember, remember, the 3rd of July, a day on which nothing happened.
0:18.0	Yeah, yeah, nothing happened actually.
0:21.0	Welcome to the 3rd of July minisode, the story of the 3rd of July.
0:25.0	Happy America to the world.
0:28.2	I'm Matt Cohen joined by I am meekileko Sour Cocoonin I'll take it. Yeah, and I do my best I'm warning out this is another mini soda in the grand tradition of now
0:39.7	Easter Passover 420 World Oceans Day, bank holidays.
0:44.5	Haven't aired yet.
0:45.6	Okay, but, oh, you just teased them.
0:47.6	All right.
0:48.6	Okay, hey, I'm tickling your, you're, I'm pickling your tink, he's pickling your ivory so so this week because fourth
0:55.8	of July this year falls on a Wednesday and it's a normal eep of bunny ears
0:59.4	yeah with with mr. Dan Fogler of all people yeah Yeah, who's what what's more American than Dan Fogler I ask right?
1:06.2	Look yeah we should blow up a part of Dan Fogler just like America
1:09.8	because that's it's the 4th of July is that is exactly you know we we We will have a small part of our country and a lot of our hands.
1:16.6	So, so the 3rd of July doesn't really mean much, but it's an excuse to do a mini-sold.
1:20.9	Fourth of July, Mac, what do you think of when you think of this
1:24.6	holy day? America, of course, yeah, take it.
1:27.7	Fuck yeah. And on top of that, I think about fireworks, course that is the thing right what's
1:34.4	weird about that definitely a Chinese invention right the get just gunpowder
1:39.2	in general and the first fireworks were 100% Chinese.
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