Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Jack and I are now out on the sales floor of our radio station. It's not a sales floor. It's a sports performance. Excellent centre. Jack, describe where you are right now and what you're looking down towards me at the other end. Well, I'm actually stepping foot now, Christian, on the slideway. A slippery PVC surface

that will give our competitors the best chance to hit the floor and slide as far as possible,

as far as even 10 metres long as our runway. All right, this is all for Underworks. Underworks knows

Ozies are serious about sport. That's why they're serious about sports. Sox, Underworks, the number one, the down under for socks. Okay, whoever, we've got five sliders. Easy there, Clive. You've seen this... Clive, who's going in a minute. Have you seen him limbering up? He's ready to go. Wow, way. This is at the Olympics, this guy. Offer grabs, though, is $5,000 to whoever can slide the furthest.

And Jackie Moore, how are you going to measure it?

Front foot, back foot.

Front foot.

So the furthest they go from their front toe of their front underwork sock, I'll measure from there.

So when competitors, when you've stopped sliding, stay as still as possible.

You go all serious then. Did you hear that?

It was shouting and pointing with this unnecessary red flag down there as well.

I don't want them to shuffle forward.

If you shuffle forward as the red flag goes up.

Yes.

All right.

Good luck, Peru, aka Clive.

How far do you think you're going to go, mate?

You're sliding first.

You're going to set the standard.

You could be the Roger Bannister. You could go really far, and then the others smash it because they've seen.

You can do the impossible.

Well, I'm hoping I just break their spirits because I go so far and they just don't even try.

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