MINI: Pythagoras' Theorem

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music Interviews

4.7 • 823 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Christian made the trip to Officeworks with his daughter, and needs a bit of help figuring something out

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
0:05.0	So yeah, office works yesterday.
0:07.0	I was chatty young guy who was totting up all the stuff I was buying.
0:11.0	I said, it's chaos in here.
0:13.0	He goes, it's been busiest day of the last 12 months.
0:17.0	Back to school.
0:18.0	I saw one dad who looked like he's been dragged off his sun lounge,
0:21.7	right? His kid had any embolored to come with him. She was on FaceTime. You know, when you
0:26.5	see, it's normally a guy. Is it like that? Is it this? Hang on. I don't know. Turn it. I had it
0:32.8	going, turn it around. Turn it around. You got the camera point the wrong way. These box files.
0:38.2	He was going, is that one?
0:39.3	That one.
0:40.3	It looks like these.
0:41.3	Is it these?
0:46.7	So I had to buy this $200 scientific calculator, right?
0:48.4	And that thing will be lost.
0:49.6	It won't wait Friday.
0:53.4	I always felt sorry for my parents, honestly, during that mad back-to-school rush,
0:57.0	is because I knew half the stuff we were getting, I was never going to use.
0:58.7	I never used a protractor.
1:01.8	No, the set square, the compass, any of this stuff. The compass was only good for stabbing friends.
1:03.8	Stabbing friends, what would they do with giving young boys a sharpen blade?
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