MINI EP: Sean & David's Missed Drafts
All Fantasy Everything
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4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2019
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Ian's sick this week! But we still wanted to release something so Sean joins David in his garage to draft their favorite missed drafts. David drafts his own TV Family, and Sean drafts his top 5 Emojis.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:27.1 | Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything the podcast that did a shed on the rooftop of the eights hotel |
| 0:38.1 | downtown tonight. And it wasn't as good as he wanted it. Let's be honest. Your boy mid-range bombed mid-range |
| 0:45.7 | Bob. I bombed for a professional comedian. I wouldn't say that at all. Let's say you bombed for an amateur comedian. |
| 0:51.6 | Okay. You heard me there. Cut you deep. One of my best friends here. You hear him talking about me. That's how he talks. |
| 0:58.0 | I thought it was really good. Thank you, man. I'm getting there. I'm getting there. You know, after the half hour, your boy's got it. |
| 1:04.0 | It's all new material now. It's all new material now. I got the rock now. I got this motherfucker now. Somebody threw you the pumpkin. |
| 1:11.2 | Oh boy. And I'm gonna dunk it. You said that was all new material. No, not all. Not all. That's a lie. |
| 1:17.0 | Lying to our fans. It was a little bit. It was 80% though. It was good. What was the joke that was the treble? Okay. |
| 1:28.7 | I'll do I'll tell you here because you guys are my friends. I've been doing this joke about how I think me too is great. |
| 1:38.3 | And that like I am down to not listen to our Kelly anymore. It took a long time because I was raised on it. |
| 1:45.5 | I put them down and not listen to our Kelly anymore. And then I heard about I read about the Michael Jackson thing. |
| 1:50.7 | And I'm also down and not listening to Michael Jackson anymore. We can't support that shit. |
| 1:55.3 | All I'm saying is that I think white people, you need to take down an icon. |
| 2:00.5 | Like you take him down some people but like no white people were like raising their kids to Harvey Weinstein's business deal. |
| 2:10.9 | You know what I'm saying? Louis, you took down Louis but he was only famous for like seven years. |
| 2:15.8 | Nobody was raising their kids to the fucking I love blow jobs. You know what I'm saying? |
| 2:23.2 | Like we took Bill Cosby out of the rafters. We've had him since the 50s. Sure. |
| 2:28.2 | Maybe maybe you need to chill on the way you feel about sign felt. Take the door to your home. |
| 2:34.8 | Maybe Jimmy Page actually a bad guy. Maybe you need to relook at how you feel about Bowie because if we're all taking out icons |
| 2:43.4 | doesn't feel fair that black people had to take down some big ones. |
| 2:48.1 | Woody Allen made a movie three years ago. I'm going to feel fair to me. No, Ed. |
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