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Christian, Christian, Christian O'Connell.

The Christian O'Connell Show, podcast.

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The song that sums up my weekend is this.

I can tell you now, at the age of 47, the horror when you go, oh, God, no, the world that opens up, when you break a window in your house at the age of 47

is exactly the age of the same horror that you felt when you were 13. Last time I broke a window,

I was 13. It was a soccer ball practicing free kicks in the garden. And my aim wasn't quite good

enough. And my mum happened to be literally washing up in the

kitchen by the kitchen window looking into the garden has this big old leather football you know when

you know it was curving i mean david beckon would love the curve i put on that literally aiming for

the wall i was aiming for the wall but that ball was aiming for the window and my mum's face and it just

went sh sh shattered glass falling in and into the washing basin and stuff like that.

What are you doing? All I heard was pocket money. You know, you work out the rest, the

subtext's going on. So that was back when I was 13 in 1986 over the weekend. I've been trying to convince my

wife, right? When you are in a relationship and you've been married for a while, it's like you're

running a business together. And so any new purchases have to be pre-approved by the other kind of

shareholder. Okay? And I'm trying to convince her in the garage to see if I can have an indoor kind of

golf setup where I can practice my swing.

All right.

I'm not talking about the setup Andy Lee's got.

No, he's got a professional, like virtual pebble beach.

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