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Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast

Mini #193: Bad Ape Movies

Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast

Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast

Arts, Comedy, Tv & Film, Visual Arts

4.84K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2018

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

This week: Ray "Crash" Corrigan! Gilbert breaks down "Old Dracula"! Raymond Burr turns into a gorilla! Jerry Lewis threatens to sue! And the strange proclivities of Lionel Atwill! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm Gilbert Gottfried. I'm here with my co-host Frank Santopadre and our engineer, Frank

0:23.5

Fraterosa and this is another episode of Gilbert and Frank's amazing colossal obsessions with the

0:34.2

poster child for... Hey guys, I have to interrupt. When we start that over, when I went to hit stop to

0:44.0

play my sound bite, I actually stopped. Alright, we'll call that a rehearsal. You're now officially ready?

0:49.6

Yep. Our engineer, Frank Fraterosa, fucked up again. Now you might not know this, but this is the

0:59.7

second time I'm going to be introducing this show, because Frank fucked up again. I'm Gilbert

1:09.2

Gottfried and I'm here with my co-host Frank Santopadre and this is another episode of Gilbert and

1:18.3

Frank's amazing colossal obsessions and we have the poster child for Munchhausen Syndrome by proxy

1:29.2

Ray Brown. How's your Munchhausen Syndrome by proxy? It's okay, but I'm bringing... One of these days I'm

1:36.3

bringing my proxies. And you'll find out. You're not one of those anti-vaxxers, are you? No, alright. Get your shots. Yeah. For Munchhausen by proxy.

1:44.9

Gil, how are you? I'm still laughing because Joel Gray just left hysterical and he put us on and it was

1:51.6

great and fun. I okay. Yes. I was working some club at a town and I was watching TV and on comes a

2:02.8

movie we mentioned. Oh no. Old Dracula. David Niven. David Niven and Teresa Graves. The late Teresa

2:13.0

Graves. Now this is the plot of the movie was Dracula's bride. I guess somehow turns black and he

2:24.3

wants to turn white. Turn it back to white. And so the movies... I can't describe how it had to

2:34.7

had a different title that I can't remember right now and they they tried to cash in on the

2:39.6

successive young Frankenstein. Yes. Yes. By crassly naming it old Dracula. Exactly. It's just shameful.

2:46.6

And I... Is it what you do on the road by the way when you're in this is how you want to...

2:50.5

Oh. Does this how you want to turn yourself? That was one of the better movies. I wouldn't find it

2:56.3

event me me you. Yeah. So I don't want to spoil it. Yeah. For any of you who's streamin' life

3:05.4

towards to catch old Dracula but the ending of the movie is she bites him at one point.

3:14.4

All right. And then his back is to the camera at the end and he turns around and David Niven is in

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