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minecraft kid thinks minecraft IS REAL (storytime)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 334 minutes

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Summary

Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about when a minecraft kid thinks minecraft IS REAL. So this gen alpha brainrot skibidi toilet hawk tuah kid thinks minecraft is real, he probably watched too many realistic minecraft videos where minecraft looked super real and realistic. Try not to laugh, and try not to cringe at this fun, funny, awesome, hilarious, cringey and cringe minecraft kid storytime!

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0:00.0

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0:02.0

I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.

0:05.0

I've ruled out uni because of my grades.

0:10.0

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0:13.0

With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.

0:17.0

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0:23.6

future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. The future is open.

0:30.3

From a kid who thinks the backroom monster is real and out to get them to a kid who does a school

0:35.8

presentation on the backrooms, these are the craziest kids who think the backrooms are actually real.

0:46.2

So the subscriber has a little cousin, and his mom asked him, hey, can you go babysit the little cousin like your aunt really needs it? So the subscriber is like, all right, fine, whatever. So anyways, the day of babysitting the cousin, he goes over there and the little cousin's mom, aka the subscriber's aunt, is they thank you so much for getting here on such short notice, like my son, like really need someone to look after him because he's only, like, eight or whatever.

1:12.4

And I really need to go to this thing.

1:09.6

Say, thank you so much for doing it. And, obviously, the subscriber is like, yeah, whatever, anything for family. I got you. No problem. So anyways, he's sitting down, and he's sitting there with the little cousin and the mom leaves, or the aunt leaves. and he's like, okay, so, like, what do you want to do today?

1:45.9

And the little cousin's like, I don't know. Like, I need you to be aware of something, though. So obviously the subscriber, when the little cousin says that, it's just like a little bit ominous. So he's like, yeah. What's up, buddy? And the little cousin's like, dude, the backroom monster is in the house.

1:54.7

He's coming to get me. So obviously, this like the little cousin probably watched a backroom's video on YouTube and he's like, oh my God, the backrooms are actually real.

2:34.5

And he probably read one of the comments being like, so, since I have a PhD in actual physics and I'm not a nine-year-old, then there are infinite realities, and there might be, because according to Newton's 30... Like, you know those comments you read where it's like trying to give an explanation for why the backrooms is real? I'm like, bro, you're not an astrophysicist, bro. But anyways, he probably read one of those and got freaked out. So he was telling the subscriber all about how the backroom's monster is real and that he saw him in his closet last night. And it's definitely not because every little kid sees monsters in their closets. But no, it's because the backrooms are actually real and the monsters have to get them, obviously. And so sure enough, right, the subscriber's like,

2:39.6

okay, you don't actually have to worry about that because the backrooms aren't real. And the second he saw that, like the second he said that, the little cousin, yeah, the little cousin was looking

2:44.6

at the subscriber and then he started like, he furrowed his eyebrows and gave him this suspicious

2:49.4

look. So at first the subscriber had no

2:52.1

idea why the kid was being so weird. But in retrospect, basically what happened here was that the,

2:58.1

sorry, I just stuttered like a thousand times. I've made like 15 videos in a row, so my brain is

3:02.9

melting. But anyways, right, basically the little cousin was being, got suspicious of the subscriber, because in his mind, he's like, oh, the subscriber says, you know, the backrooms isn't real, therefore he's working with a backroom's monster. No. So anyways, right, the little cousin's like, okay, I want to show you something really cool in the basement. It's a new

3:24.4

toy I have. And the subscriber at this point has no idea that the little cousin now thinks that he's

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