And we start the show with a buzzard attack.

And we start the show with a buzzard attack!

Buzzard writes in,

Cori Coleman can't play X.

He has to play Flanker because he doesn't run a full wide receiver

route tree anyway.

Oh boy, wow, Yeah. Hmm. It's really gonna struggle running all those routes. So hard to learn those routes. He only knows a couple of them. I don't know how long it's going to take for him to learn the entire route tree.

He might go his entire NFL career and never learn all those routes, there's so many of them and

they're so complicated.

I don't know how Corey Coleman's ever going to learn all those routes.

So hard to do!

Like what?

You really think he doesn't know how to run every route? That's just a stupefying bit of analysis.

It's absurd.

When people say these... bit of analysis it's absurd

When people say these things or write these things down are they watching themselves as they write the words Do they listen to themselves as they say these things and realize

how ludicrous they sound?

Who is the person?

We need to go back and find that first person to utter or write this preposterous statement that

Corey Coleman doesn't know how to run a full route tree. Can we just jettison

this person out into outer space so they are never to be heard from again?

I would love it for this person to continue to provide sports analysis in the vacuum of space where no one can hear them.

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