Wha some of you do not like me at all. In fact here is a string of tweets from one enraged

listener.

Has anyone listened to Matt Kelly's podcast this week?

Am I out of line to say that he's a gigantic asshole? Who goes after Matt Waldman?

Fuck that!

I mean, why do you target a guy who's been doing this for 10 plus years?

Talks to tons of scouts and does his homework.

If Matt Kelly wasn't so fucking crazy on his podcast, he'd be a nobody just like me.

He'd be out here giving shitty fantasy advice to his 700 followers.

But because he has this crazy wild man style in all cabs.

Ooh, I'm waving my hands back and forth and do my crazy wild man style. He just gains and gains and gains credibility.

Fuck Matt Kelly. The rant is over.

Yes. The rant is over. Yes, thank you for telling us the rant is over. Just like it's lame to say I'm about to go on a rant before actually going on a rant, it's also lame to say,

this rant is over now, guys.

Go on with your regularly scheduled programming.

Thank you for listening to my rant, assuming you haven't

unf followed me or muted me yet. Do you know what my first thought was after

reading this? It's too good to be true. That rant was almost too perfect, too precise in its emotional buffoonish vitriol

When I read it I was worried that people would think that I hacked this knuckle draggers account because again it was just too

Perfect it was exactly what I would have written if I could have commandeered someone's account to criticize me.

It's exactly what I wanted someone to say and he's the guy that said the thing.

It was just too perfect. I'm sitting back thinking, doesn't he know that he's promoting my show?

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