Sean has had some good ideas over the years, but using Canva was a really good one.

Sean designed some social posts to promote his friend's car boot sale.

They looked good, really, really good.

Next thing he knows, someone came and bought the loft, including the car.

Now Sean doesn't know how he's going to get home.

Thanks, Canva.

Guys, we got a great episode for you.

We were going to talk about some wild science stuff, but we just went completely off the rails, vintage hyenas. If you want to hear the wild, wild, wild, science stuff, go to patreon.com slash history hyenas, and then come see us November 12th at the Crown Hill Theater in Brooklyn. That is our show for the New York Comedy Festival live history hyena show, Crown Hill Theater, Brooklyn, New York, November 12th, 8 p.m.

show. tickets are moving fast. So go to History Hyenasis Back.com and get those tickets. And you can see me doing stand-up November 14th at the Wind Creek Event Center in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, and November 15th in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at the Met, history, hyenasis, is back.com, or Christycomedy. See me in Bozman, Montana, November 22nd, then Stanford, Austin, West, Nyack, San Francisco, Calgary, Royal Oak, etc. Janus Papus Comedy.com. Now, enjoy this episode. We go off the beam, and we have a good time, and you're going to learn about a very cute kid who was a genius,

and like we said,

more at patreon.com slash history hyenas. What's up, everybody.

What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas, Chris Estefano and Yannas Pappas. I'm off the beam today. I feel tired. I feel hungover. I feel fat. I feel bloated. I'm a girl, so I'm wearing oversized sweater. And I, please, if you don't, if you think that I look fat on camera, please don't write in the comments because my heart and brain can't take it I'm 220 we're the 220 twins right now

that's what we are we're twinning right now you know like some girls cycle up with their

periods we're cycling up with our weights we're both 220 I got on the scale this morning and it was

post shit yeah and I'm 220. Well, you also had...

Put that into context.

I think some of the biggest heavyweights fight at 220.

It's what it is.

So, but I'm not muscular like that. So you can just assume right now my gut's big. My penis is small. Yeah, gut big, penis small, and you got banged up last night with your neighbor and you fell at one o'clock in the morning

in your driveway at 50 years old and then you walked into your house drunk and ate some sandwiches

I fell on his driveway and I could sue him for that I could shoot him for that I was so drunk

this is how I know I'm getting old I fell flat on my face forward right I didn't get injured though

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