Milo Alosi is DONE with Canadians

We're Having Gay Sex

Ashley Gavin & Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Milo Alosi (Aladdin on Broadway) joins the podcast to discuss his horrible track record with Canadian men and his coming out story as a cis-male pansexual. Ashley has a fling with a single mom from Texas. Gara lectures on panda porn. Trigger warning 52:00 - 54:00, Ashley asks a not-so-thoughtful question about sexual orientation. @ashgavs @garararararara Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Right, it's like how pandas aren't having sex, so they created pandas porn.
0:04.2	So pandas can help you.
0:05.8	There's pandas porn.
0:07.2	I hate the internet more.
0:08.4	I'm not on the internet enough.
0:09.6	I have not watched that porn.
0:10.9	My panda porn knowledge is, it's very low, but I most interested in the fact that a panda
0:17.7	can watch other pandas fuck and get horny from that.
0:21.7	Well, pandas are just like, so I feel like.
0:25.7	I'm sorry if you've lost any audience.
0:28.2	No, it's not pandas.
0:29.2	It's just like bamboo, like just like a shit ton of bamboo.
0:35.2	All right, cool.
0:44.8	Perfect.
0:45.8	Yeah, we are here at the apartment for we're having gay sex.
0:49.1	My cats are checking out the guest's gym bag.
0:53.7	I think they're intrigued because it's a man.
0:55.3	We have a man in the apartment today.
0:56.9	Oh boy.
0:57.9	One was the last time.
0:58.9	Um, weeks ago from Chris's episode, well, to be fair, your cats hate non-binary people.
1:05.5	So I walk in here all the time and they're just like, we're trying to ask the kid.
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