Milan win the derby, Chelsea & Arsenal survive in the FA Cup | Weekend Review
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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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The TSS Gang is here to look back upon a weekend in which Milan were triumphant in the Derby della Madonnina, America's Team™ nearly pulled off an incredible FA Cup win, and much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the total soccercer Show weekend review. |
| 0:23.9 | The gap at the top of Sariya is now slightly leaner after A.C. Milan were victorious in the Darnaby della Madonina. |
| 0:31.2 | Estupinian was the man who was the hero at San Ciro, but the Rossineri's chances of winning the title might be somewhere around zero. |
| 0:39.0 | In the FA Cup, we so nearly had the dream of Chelsea being knocked out by America's team. |
| 0:45.5 | Arsenal squeaked past the league one side, while Port Vale delivered Sunderland a blow to their pride. |
| 0:50.7 | And in Spain and Germany, the usual suspects at the top one, while in France, |
| 0:55.5 | PSG were devoured by a follower in Balagan. My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today. |
| 1:01.1 | Hello, Taylor Rockwell. How are you? I was doing splendidly. Then the America's team thing came |
| 1:07.1 | out, and now I'm just doing well. How about yourself, Ryan? Doing great. Big fan of America's |
| 1:11.6 | team over here. We love the Disney doc. I pulled me in, man. That game pulled me in. I had like a |
| 1:18.1 | begrudging nod of respect for when it seemed like they had equalized late and when they didn't, |
| 1:22.7 | I thought, is that the perfect ending to this game in a weird, dramatic, like narrative twist sort of way? I feel like it was. Yeah. You can dislike America's team or you like Taylor, but you can't doubt those scriptwriters. I like the US women. I'm fine with them. Okay. Very good. America's team. Not Wales team. This isn't the Highlander. There can be more than one, Taylor. Graham Rutherland, hello. How are you? |
| 1:44.9 | Hello, Ryan Bailey. |
| 1:45.6 | I'm good. |
| 2:02.5 | What would it take for Sterling Albion to use Surp Wrexum as America's team? There's a few people in the Discord who look out for our results. Would we need a documentary? Does my Patreon videos not count, no, as a documentary? Sign Tom Holland to play for you, even though though he's British because he's Spider-Man that makes him American so that he become you become |
| 2:06.3 | America's team that's it yeah think so so sign a British person that everyone |
| 2:11.1 | thinks is American so Hugh Laurie as well as he's playing for Sterling Albion |
| 2:15.0 | yeah Christian Bale get him in there too. |
| 2:18.2 | That'll do it. |
| 2:22.5 | You should have Sidney-Sweeney by the team is the answer, Graham. |
| 2:24.6 | And then have a make documentary. |
| 2:28.2 | Just for the algorithm? |
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