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and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

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Welcome into the show.

Hey, Andy.

Oh, welcome into Spitballers episode 3,000 million.

So it's a pretty big milestone for us.

Episode 368.

See, it doesn't matter how many leap years there are where we've covered it.

We've got a whole year's worth of content.

Okay, say they throw a few extra days into the year. Oh, man. Who's the authority on days that we have? I believe it's the Pope. No, it's not the Pope. No, I believe it. It is absolutely the Pope. Oh, come on. It can't be the Pope. No, I think it was the Pope made our current calendar.

I didn't ask that.

Well, the authority on the days that we currently have.

I said if we wanted to add some days today. You think the Pope could be like, we got an extra day every week. I definitely think that the Pope is the only one that could do it. I feel like your level of conviction does not match the probable truth. You don't even know what the Pope knows about astrophysics. You're telling me the Pope tomorrow can be like, we've got two Thursdays every week. Everyone deal with it. I believe so. I could. But he is an honorable man. Yeah, the reason we would. He follows the science. The reason we would say yes, we'd say yes, sir, probably, is because we assume he's not going to do that. Do you say, Your Highness? What do you, I'm not a, I'm not a Catholic. Uh, your, your grace, your royalty? What do you call the Pope? Sir Pope. The closest you've got so far is your grace. I think that's, okay. I don't know if that's the answer. You're, and I don't want to insult anybody. No, I I'm this practicing. This is a real question.

Your popliness.

That's probably not it.

It is his holyness.

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