Mike Recine, Mike Cannon | Firefighter Face

Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Comedy Cellar Network

Comedy, Leisure

4.5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2022

⏱️ 102 minutes

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This week Bobby's joined by Mike Cannon and Mike Recine to talk choosing to bomb, having an inability to focus and trouble keeping things stiff! Get Surfshark VPN at https://surfshark.deals/KELLY - Enter promo code KELLY for 83% off and 3 extra months free! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You
0:30.0	What's up? What's up, dude? Dude, what's up, dude? Fuckin' dude. I'm from Boston, dude, and I'm here to fucking this
0:52.8	what I would have sounded like. If I never ever left Boston, I'm like, dude, gotta fucking get
0:57.8	a tree box to go down the fucking North and get myself a chicken palm, and then I'm gonna
1:01.6	fucking blow up his bakery and get myself a lobster tail, and a fucking cup of
1:05.7	cappuccino. I'm gonna fight some fucking motherfuckers over downtown fucking
1:10.2	Southie. Fuck that clock, Zaka. I'm gonna rob him, and I would have been so much
1:15.2	better off. I would have been so much cooler, but I'm not. I'm here, and I'm just
1:20.5	trying to be... I'm here, and I'm side queer, and I'm living a fake life of a
1:27.6	husband with a child and a wife when I just want to be gay. I just want to be with a
1:33.5	man who has a lot of money. I want a sugar daddy is what I'm saying, because I
1:38.3	know I can't get a sugar mama, because those are just old, but I can get a young
1:42.2	sugar daddy, and I want to get one. I want a young sugar daddy that likes a
1:47.8	belly button hernia and a dead toenail, and every once in a while I cut my head
1:52.5	shaving. I bleed too much in the shower. So if you're out there, hit me up, DM me,
1:59.3	slide into my DMs on Robert Kidd and laugh. If not, I'll just go back to my
2:04.6	fake life in Westchester. No, I'm kidding. Welcome to the YKWD podcast. That's
2:09.7	like I do at the end of crazy. I'm kidding. Anyway, the David Telecom. I'm kidding.
2:13.4	Anyway, it's children's fuckers. I'm kidding. It's jokes. Bye-bye.
2:16.5	Well, the AK, the Mark Norman. Hey, it's jokes. He cares. Hi, fuck guys. All right,
2:21.8	kidding. Comedy. Anyways, welcome to the YKWD. I'm back today, Tuesday in
2:29.2	studio. We got new Nikki, the producer of the YKWD, the boss of the network. She's
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