Might Sound Crazy But It Ain't No Lie, Here's Dubai Bye Bye... Dubai!

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4.3 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

It's finally here! In a special episode this week, we dig into the long-anticipated series premiere of Real Housewives of Dubai!! PLUS, JJ addresses the often rumored "secret" Bravo contract, and join us for our complete failure to avoid RHOBH this week. "They don't hate me because I'm beautiful, they hate me because they are basic." - Yes, Chanel... we know.... Check us out on our ig @reality.bites.podcast and DM us with any burning questions you want answered or if you just want to...

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0:00.0	I thought I was I thought I won a competition on Instagram.
0:07.5	I don't mean to laugh, but like what was the competition?
0:10.1	How did you enter and why did you think that you won?
0:13.1	I want you to tell me, listen, it's a safe zone until it's not, but I want to know what
0:18.5	it is.
0:19.5	Please tell me.
0:20.3	You're safe until you show up in short shorts. No, it's not. But I want to know what it is. Please tell me. You're safe until you show up in short
0:22.3	torts. No, it's safe. How fucking dare you? Don't please. I don't even, don't please my safe.
0:28.6	I don't even know my password to Instagram, okay? So I don't have any led to scan on. The reason I wasn't
0:33.5	scanned is because I couldn't get into my account. That's why I'm the only one running our Instagram account.
0:37.9	Fair.
0:38.9	Okay, tell me, tell me what competition you entered.
0:43.2	I can, I can feel that you're embarrassed, but it is a safe space.
0:48.0	Everyone who's anyone has been scammed at some point in their life, so mine is coming sometime in the future.
0:54.2	Here's the thing.
0:55.7	What is it?
1:00.5	I need a diaper.
1:04.3	I'm going to pee.
1:05.5	Oh, my God.
1:06.1	Was it for diapers?
1:08.0	Depends.
1:08.6	Brought to you by Lisa Rinnah.
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