is your mic on, Trisha, please sort of this out again.

Sit, my goodness.

Now, before we get into the show,

I just wanted to give you a little update

on my attempts to live amicably

with the flora and fauna of one's worst

because you know, I've been having trouble with the parakeets.

Yes.

You really want to hear this?

What now? Come on, David Attenborough.

The ants are invading.

You mean the ants?

Oh, God, the ants have invaded the kitchen.

Well, I say the kitchen by the back door.

And they come in and they go down

and it's tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny little hole in the grout.

And then they swarm around and it's very unpleasant.

I don't, I don't like it.

So what have you done to them, then?

Are you talking to them?

Well, how are you going to do this without,

I mean, I fear that there's only one way of getting

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