Hello to everyone who has faced the consequences of their own choices.

It's Beautiful Anonymous one hour, one phone call, no names, no holds barred.

I'd rather go one-on-one.

I think it'll be more fun, and I'll get to know you, and you'll get to know me.

Hi, everybody.

I know not everyone loves a long intro.

If you want info on ordering extra copies of the magazine, or I'd have to support a huge

mental health show that I'm doing this weekend.

Listen to this week's intro. If you want to skip it, you don't want to go ahead about 11 minutes.

That'll put you right towards the beginning of the phone call. Thanks so much.

Hi, everybody, Chris Getherd here. Welcome to another episode of Beautiful Anonymous, the show where

we look at the human

condition, one anonymous phone call at a time. I'm so psyched to be here. I feel so lucky to be your

host before we get into this week's episode. I have some things to address. The first is that I'm doing

a really huge show, and it's to benefit mental health services

and schools. It's a show that's going to benefit my friends at wellness together, who

helped me start laughing together. The show is 24 hours long. It starts at 11.59 p.m.

Eastern on Saturday night, and it goes for 24 hours. I'm going to be doing a whole

bunch of stuff in it. And then on top of it, inviting tons of artists from the New York area.

And if you're in New York, you can get a ticket to come see some or all of it. And if you're not in

New York, you can get a streaming ticket for $10 and you get to watch 24 hours of comedy.

Comedy that's going to go in a million different directions.

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