Microsoft spends so much money, I have ants,

and we're gonna talk about Billy Joel

teaching some history all today on this episode

of Dude's Soup.

We were taking bets on how long it was

to lay this thing against the ants.

It's also a bitch pronounced on ants.

Oh, it's...

Or I might have an...

Tee-Tee.

That's what I am doing.

Tee-Tee, I grew up not knowing that I had on ants,

because my mom's side is,

is strange, unconventional.

All your family's Latino, but you never learned Spanish.

For my father's side.

So you didn't know what any of the titles meant.

That's the thing.

I learned Spanish the way you're supposed to learn a language

by just learning a phonetic thing

and then applying to something

without necessarily having to do any translation in my head.

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