Microsoft Dragon Slayer Prank Call

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🗓️ 3 May 2010

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Jared prank calls Microsoft customer support

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0:00.0	To get started, tell me what you'd like help with.
0:02.2	Technical support.
0:03.2	You can say...
0:04.2	You can say...
0:05.2	...you can get that.
0:06.7	Technical support.
0:08.7	Okay, technical support.
0:12.7	If that's not right, say go back.
0:14.7	Now, what type of user are you?
0:17.7	You can say business, personal, or Microsoft partner. I'm a Mac. I use a MacBook,
0:23.6	iPhone, MacBook Pro. I got an eye to talk. Welcome to Microsoft Professional Support. Okay.
0:32.8	Thank you for calling Microsoft customer service. My name is Joe. I asked for your first name.
0:38.3	Hi, Jill. My name is Jim. I was actually on the phone with Sir Ian before and we got disconnected.
0:45.3	If that...
0:46.3	I thought to hear that.
0:48.3	It's okay. Is he okay? He said he was actually going to go fight his lord to take over the territory. Is he okay?
0:59.0	Um, really not sure because, though, we do have some, we do have a global connection here.
1:03.0	Uh, well, if you see him in the office, he's dressed up like a knight and he carries a sword.
1:09.0	His name's Ian. No?
1:14.6	I'm doing sure, but I'm not familiar of that name.
1:21.6	Oh, that's all good. Well, he's away in battle, so if he got back and you wanted to give him a kiss or something, his name's Ian.
1:28.3	But other than that, I'm having problems with my Windows 7.
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