Michaela Okland Catfishes on Club Penguin (Straight, Gay, No They)

We're Having Gay Sex

Ashley Gavin & Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Michaela Okland (She Rates Dogs) joins the podcast and we delve into her queer cat-fishing roots on club penguin. We discuss the origins of her podcast, which turn out to be the gay agenda, and talking to women on the apps for the first time. Ashley enters the threesome zone. Gara plans a big summer blowout (yoohoo!) Michaela can be found on ig @michaelaokland and tw @michaelaokla. Her podcast is She Rates Dogs and you can find her memes @sheratesdogs on ig. Trigger Warning at 46:45 through 47:15 (not graphic, references a past sexual assault) Newsletter & Live Events: bit.ly/WHGSPodcast @ashgavs on ig and twitter. @ashgavscomedy on tiktok. @garararararara on ig. @garalonning on tiktok. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I said I want to be a guy on club penguin and I dated girl penguins.
0:05.3	This is gay as fuck.
0:06.3	Same thing on Build a Bear workshop.
0:08.2	So I was a really sexy man on club penguin.
0:10.4	I had my football jersey and I had girlfriends.
0:13.7	I had these like casual relationships and I take them back to my ego.
0:16.9	I'm just realized all of the closeted queer A-Fab people were pretending to be men.
0:23.0	Oh my god.
0:24.4	We were all doing the same thing.
0:26.0	We were just gonna single-sistered on there.
0:27.4	No, it was us.
0:28.3	We were the men.
0:29.4	We are the men.
0:30.4	We were literally the men.
0:43.7	Oh my gosh guys.
0:44.7	What a special episode we have today because at the end of the episode there's actually
0:48.5	an audio note recording from one of the women from my story.
0:53.6	So check that out at the end.
0:55.3	We also have an important trigger warning.
0:59.5	Sexual assault is mentioned at 46 and 45 seconds.
1:05.2	It's very quick.
1:06.2	It's very brief.
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