Michael Kosta Reacts To Biden's Student Debt Relief Plan | Alex Garland
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2024
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Michael Kosta reports on the aftermath of the solar eclipse as Google searches for “my eyes hurt” skyrocket. Plus, a new legal precedent is set by a verdict in Michigan, which found a school shooter’s parents guilty. Also, President Biden makes his appeal to young voters with a new student loan debt forgiveness plan, and Josh Johnson weighs in on just how much cash it will take to sell the idea to young people. Donald Trump is also changing his tune on abortion yet again, this time to attract voters in the 2024 election, while Arizona is turning to abortion laws from the 1860s. And Award-winning director and writer, Alex Garland, sits down with Michael Kosta to discuss his new dystopian thriller “Civil War.” Garland talks about his intention to inspire conversation, why he chose to set the film in America, and the importance of journalism in a system of checks and balances.
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| 0:00.0 | Survivor's back and so is on fire the only official survivor podcast and we have a twist a new co-host the winner of Survivor 45 |
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| 0:17.8 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Center, it's America's only sorts for news. |
| 0:29.0 | This is the Daily Show with your host Michael Cost. We've got so Yes, Welcome to the Daily Show! I'm Michael Costa. |
| 0:54.0 | We've got so much news to cover tonight. |
| 0:56.7 | Americans Google their symptoms. |
| 0:58.7 | Trump throws an abortion policy reveal party and student debt must have some bad tweets because it just got |
| 1:04.3 | cancelled so let's get into the headlines. |
| 1:06.7 | Let's Hopefully everyone wore the correct safety glasses so they didn't catch COVID from the sun, but even if you did wear them, you still might have a solar hangover. |
| 1:30.0 | Google trends report show some of the Eclipse Watchers may not have been using proper eye protection. |
| 1:35.4 | A company says it saw a spike in searches of my eyes hurt following the solar eclipse on Monday. |
| 1:50.0 | My eyes hurt? That's not even a question. That just sounds like people were complaining to their computer. My eyes hurt Google. Get some friends losers. By the |
| 1:56.9 | way I hate that Google uses our searches to monitor trends. That's why you got to |
| 2:01.1 | throw up some fake searches every day. |
| 2:03.0 | Like I'll put in my eyes heard plus something random like hockey skates, |
| 2:07.0 | edible, just to throw it off. |
| 2:09.0 | But this story does say a lot about the state of our health care system. |
| 2:13.2 | Back in the day if you had eye pain you'd call up your family doctor and he'd tell you to smoke more cigarettes. |
| 2:18.2 | Nowadays you have to wait six weeks to get an appointment with your eye doctor or you can go online |
| 2:24.1 | and immediately find out that the eclipse glasses gave you autism. |
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