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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Michael J. Feldman Has Never Seen Eyes Wide Shut

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6677 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Michael J Feldman has never seen Eyes Wide Shut, but he rewrote it and we read his script! He.... nails it? The masks, the... straights. Enjoy Michael's take on Eyes Wide Shut, our talks about what someone knows about it, despite never seeing it, and more! Michael and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Matt Cook! Come find Kyle on tour! http://www.kyleayers.com/shows Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:37.4

this is never seen it. Yeah. is about what movie or TV show you've just seen. This is Never Seen It.

0:42.0

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:48.1

Hey, everybody, this has Never Seen It.

0:50.2

I'm your host, Kyle Ayers.

0:51.1

This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before, and we read their scripts. Today, Michael J. Feldman is here. He has never seen eyes wide shut, and he writes what he thinks it probably is, and it's beautiful. It is art. It is so funny. I have a wonderful time. You're going to love it. You're just

1:11.8

going to love this script. The whole episode is a really good time hanging out talking movies

1:15.4

with Michael is so much fun. And we're joined by Matt Cook, who is wonderful as well, both new

1:21.5

to the podcast. We have a really good time. Like I say, you're going to love Michael's script. It's

1:25.5

incredible. And if you like him, he actually has a show he is running that will be here in Los Angeles.

1:32.8

Basically next Tuesday, May 21st.

1:35.7

And also in New York, May 23rd to June 1st at the Brick Theater.

1:39.7

Just find Michael J. Feldman on Instagram.

1:41.7

You can see more information about those.

1:45.0

It's so funny,

1:49.4

so great. You're going to love this. You're going to love his script. We're goofing around.

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