What's that at the foot of my bed? It's spooky and cute. I'm pretty sure it's dead. It's coming this way. Wait a minute, hey, I'm ghosted!

I lost my days.

Hey, boo! It's me, Roz. Oh my god, I got to talk to two comedians who I absolutely adore, Michael Henry and Tim Murray.

Two of them absolutely hilarious. They've been touring around the country together. They'll tell you about where you can find them and go watch one of their shows live. They're incredible on stage and great internet comedians as well. They're real gay.

And I think that that is neat. There's also a video version of this episode. You can find the link to that in the description of this episode.

We, this conversation today is all over the place. We talk about UFOs, we talk about having sex with ghosts. I mean, there's just a lot. It gets a little raunchy, so consider yourself warned.

But I had a great time and they cracked me up. So I hope you enjoy. Here is me talking to Michael Henry and Tim Murray. And with a show.

I'm joined by two friends who are honestly they've become a comedy team and I'm very happy about it. Tim Murray and Michael Henry.

Hi. And they can harmonize. I just realized that you guys have four first names amongst. There's Tim Murray, Michael Henry.

I don't know no Maurice. I don't know no Henry. There's Maurice. There are Maurice. That's true. Yeah. Wow. It's a lot of first names. Get on board. Well, I've been on board.

I know like six Hernandez's. I recently matched with somebody on Tinder that had the last name Hernandez. And I'm like, there's not a good chance.

I watched Dr. Phil and there was this couple on who were. I think they were siblings and they were romantically inclined. That's not.

And romantically inclined. They were procreating. They weren't. They were having babies. And that's why it's illegal. This is because of Dr. Phil. Well, because you can't procreate.

If you're going to be with your. Is it illegal to do that with your cousin as well? No, I think some states allow first cousins. That's weird.

Well, usually what we do is we talk about ghosts on the show. It's just you typically how it goes. You could fuck a dead relative. That's fine. You could fuck a ghost.

That's what I want. Yeah. Do you guys believe that a human could fuck a ghost?

Mm-hmm. It ungrades an enemy. I do. Did that happen on Grey's Anatomy? Absolutely. Is he Stevens? There's a whole season.

I think that was the season that she was like, these writers are not good and then I've never gotten mad at her.

I recently talked to a person not on this podcast just out in the world that had sex with a ghost.

Because people love to like come up to me and be like, you want to hear a story about when I had sex with a ghost for three years?

And I'm like, yeah, tell me. And once again, and I'm not going to generalize, but I have noticed from the people that tell me stories, it's good.

It's not because you would think that it's like not very consensual. You know, it could get a little tricky.

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