We have some breaking news in the sports world.

What is it with sport?

The NFL.

The NFL?

These pigs, they just can't let baseball have their day.

Micah Parsons.

Yes.

Has tweeted, thank you Dallas, with a long, and I mean, say King Aaron, Judge

alarm going off, a long, long screed about his time in Dallas coming to an end in which he ends it.

I have made the tough decision.

I no longer want to play for the Dallas Cowboys.

My trade request has officially been submitted to Stephen Jones personally.

Wow.

This has certainly been bubbling over the last few months.

Really the last year. Yeah. And now certainly been bubbling over the last few months. Really, the last year.

Yeah.

And now it's come to the bubbling moment of the best defensive player in football.

Is that a fair statement to say?

He's one of them.

One of them?

He's the best, but he's one of the best defensive ends in football, that's for sure.

He's on the current Mount Rushmore of defensive players. Yes. Has told the Dallas Cowboys, you're dead to me. Go scratch. We'll get more of that coming up. Like, will the Dallas Cowboys trade him? Can I at least fantasize about it, even though you guys can't because they're not trading him to the New York Giants. We don't need them. We'll get to the... We have three good ones. I got it. Week two, by the way, win. We'll get into the Michael Parsons thing, along with the Terry McLaren thing. I mean, we've got multiple NFCEs players demanding trades in the last 17 hours.

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