Micah Parsons Duels Dallas to a Draw, The Chiefs Decimate the Ravens, The Jerk List with Jonathan Zaslow, and Points Per Game with Geoff Schwartz

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Dan Le Batard

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🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Micah Parsons returns to Dallas and sacks Dak Prescott for the game saving... tie. The Steelers Aaron Rodgers beat the Vikings in Dublin with a flurry of short passes. And the Chiefs protect Patrick Mahomes allowing him time to send the Ravens back to Baltimore with a loss. Plus, the Jerk List with Jonathan Zaslow, Points Per Game with Geoff Schwartz. Dave Dameshek and the gang blast 65-yarders (outside no less!) on this episode of Football America! Host: Dave Dameshek Guests: Jonathan Zaslow, Geoff Schwatz Team: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes, Bradley Campbell Director: Danny Benitez Senior Producers: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes Executive Producer: Bradley Campbell (Photo by Stacy Revere/Getty Images) Timestamps: (00:00:00-00:01:00) Monologue - Waking Up From a Coma (00:01:00-00:22:44) The Jerk List with Jonathan Zaslow (00:22:44-00:45:45) Points Per Game with Geoff Schwartz (00:45:45-00:49:54) End Points Follow us: Dave Dameshek: https://x.com/dameshek Jonathan Zaslow: https://x.com/ZaslowShow Geoff Schwartz: https://x.com/geoffschwartz Arizona Cardinals, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Chicago Bears, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas City Chiefs, Las Vegas Raiders, Los Angeles Chargers, Los Angeles Rams, Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, New York Giants, New York Jets, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tennessee Titans, Washington Commanders Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Interior, Hospital, ICU.
0:04.0	The NFL season is at the quarter pull.
0:06.8	Football die hard, Jonathan Zaslow is waking up from a Labor Day coma.
0:12.1	How long have I been out?
0:14.7	You've been down for four weeks, sir.
0:17.2	What I miss?
0:19.9	Oh, so much. First, Jimmy Kimmel got canceled, but then they brought him back. No, no, no, I mean, like in football. Oh, okay, okay. Well, first, Jalen Carter spit on Dak Prescott, but then... Hold on, hold on. Can we make... Can we speed in this? Like, I haven't eaten in a month. Okay, well, Cliff's notes, the Colts might be good at football, thanks to Daniel Dimes. The Baltimore Ravens are one and three. Kickers now make 69-yard field goals every single game. But then again, a lot of the kicks are getting blocked, and the Eagles are undefeated, and they're going to be the number one seat, even though they throw the ball about as much as a mid-80s Oklahoma team.
0:56.4	But that's just the start.
0:57.7	Let's start. the Eagles are undefeated and they're going to be the number one seat even though they throw the ball about as much as a mid-80s Oklahoma team.
0:56.4	But that's just the start.
0:57.7	Let's start the show, shall we?
0:59.7	Great.
1:00.7	Can somebody order me some Thai food?
1:04.8	Not a bad idea.
1:05.8	Better than eating Tylenol, that's for sure.
1:07.9	Let's go.
1:18.6	A friend. island all that's for sure let's go a 40-40 tie weird times in the nflb hi and hello jeff schwartz and jonathan zaslow coming up bradley's in new york de fentes
1:23.7	brothers have the con in miami your old pal d Dave here in L.A. Welcome to Football America.
1:29.6	We are presented as ever by Draft Kings. Draft Kings. The Crown is your. Subscribe, would you?
1:35.3	Like I say, welcome to episode 12. And like we do, every show, we honor the person who wore that jersey number best in pro football history.
1:43.9	Let's figure that out and much
1:45.3	more with the man. Big news for him on the Levitard show breaking on Monday. The Zaslow show 2.0
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