Mets Misery, Little League Logic, and Idiots With Idioms
Evan & Tiki
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🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, if you're just tuning in, Anthony Decom from MLB.com wrote a story how David Stern says Mendi is safe, and he is not the reason why the Mets have struggled. So if you're waiting for a managerial change, which I have been, I've been calling for it for a week and a half. I'm certainly not alone in that. And it feels like we all preface it with it. It's not Mendy's fault. It doesn't matter if it's Mendy's fault. Your resume is your resume. |
| 0:23.0 | The New York Mets are an on godly 10 and 21 they have |
| 0:25.7 | the worst record of major league baseball crap happens when that happens yeah including the manager |
| 0:30.9 | getting fired look what happened in philly and of course they've responded at three and oh and |
| 0:34.6 | that's going to piss met fans off even more not just because it's the phies, but because they made a managerial move, and there's already a level of success from it. Yeah. But the good news is, Evan, if the Phillies keep winning, then the Mets will get a better draft pick than them. Yeah. God, I get that from Spence all the time now. You told him. Well, it got to another level. So Spence likes the Nets and the Jets. |
| 0:55.9 | Probably football and basketball the most of the sports that he's watched. And every time he'd watch the Nets and Jets lose, I'd tell him, I'd tell him a better draft pick. And so when the Mets lost the game recently, he says, we get a better draft pick. Then he won his first Little League game. And I'm not even sure if they won because when it's five, when they're five years old, like it's just chaos. |
| 1:13.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.9 | But apparently they won because when it's five, when they're five years old, like it's just chaos. |
| 1:13.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.9 | But apparently they won. |
| 1:15.7 | And so he was rubbing it in to another friend at school. |
| 1:18.4 | And I said, look, how would you feel if that friend was rubbing it into you that your team lost the Little League game? |
| 1:25.8 | No, he didn't. |
| 1:26.4 | And he said, well, I wouldn't mind because we'd get a better draft pick. And now... I'm what a dollar. That's what it hit me. I was like, I don't think he knows what a draft pick is. I'll imagine it really worked like that in Little League. Hey, the Red Sox stunklish. They get the first pick in the pool. You get a better draft pick. |
| 1:45.0 | And then I said to him, well, what would you do with the draft pick? |
| 1:47.4 | You know what his answer was? |
| 1:48.1 | And it broke my heart. |
| 1:49.0 | What? |
| 1:49.3 | And I swear, this is not me making up a story. |
| 1:51.4 | His answer was, I would trade it for Pete Alonzo. |
| 1:54.2 | Are you serious? |
| 1:55.1 | Yeah. |
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