Merry Kissmas w/ Jessica St. Clair

How Did This Get Made?

Earwolf

Comedy, Tv & Film, Bad Movies, Bad Films, Movie Reviews, Comedy Movies, Film Reviews, Movies, So Bad They’re Good, Film

4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

It ain't Christmas b*tch! Our favorite old crone Jessica St. Clair joins us for our annual holiday livestream to break down 2015's Merry Kissmas—a movie with a softly magical elevator filled with unwanted kisses. They discuss Doris Roberts' forceful smooch, the flirty cousins, Kayla's obsession with the Nutcracker doll, the eccentric German shopkeeper, Carlton's triangular facial hair, the worst Santa ever, and so much more. Is it ok to commit adultery with your elevator soulmate? Is it normal to have a favorite pair of socks? Should you grab a face while kissing? The answers to all these questions get debated loudly and passionately. Merry Kissmas and a Happy Blowyear!

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0:00.0	Dear residents, due to rampant complaints of sexual harassment from an elderly woman,
0:05.6	we were removing the mistletoe from the elevator effective immediately.
0:09.5	We saw Merry Kissmiss, so you know what that means.
0:14.3	Now it's time for how did this campaign?
0:18.0	We're going to have a good time, celebrate some failure, not just need a hater,
0:21.3	because you know you wonder, how did this get paid?
0:23.5	Let's follow in the mediocrity of sub-bar art.
0:27.5	Perhaps we'll find the answer to the question, how did this get made?
0:31.7	Hello, people of earth, and welcome to the How to This Get Made annual live stream.
0:36.8	We are here to talk tonight about a film called
0:39.5	Merry Christmas, a film financed apparently by K Jewelers, partly financed, I should say. And what's the
0:45.8	plot? If you haven't seen it, well, it's about a young woman who is in love but falls out of love
0:52.4	when mistletoe forces her to kiss a man that she realizes as her true soulmate. I think that's roughly the plot. But you know what? Let's break it all down. I didn't see that. There we go. I have thoughts. I didn't see that. Too much pressure to have you all sitting next to me for that opening. Just staring at you. Staring at me. So I need to get there quickly. Welcome, Jason. By the way, maybe the first to say, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to all. And a happy blow year. A what? A happy blow year. A happy blow year. What is that?
1:27.7	Like a blow.
1:28.7	What?
1:29.3	Stop!
1:30.5	I'm sorry.
1:31.3	Cut the stream, West.
1:33.9	Merry Christmas and a happy blow year.
1:36.5	No.
1:37.1	Whoa.
1:38.1	I thought that's what you, that's what it was kind of like building to.
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