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All Things Internet's podcast

Merry Christmas Eve Eve!

All Things Internet's podcast

Rachel Ballinger

Comedy

4.86.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2019

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Christmas is almost here!!!!!! And the best present so far was Trump getting impeached! Now it's time to remove him! But in internet news, instagram made some changes, Mr Beast hit his tree goal, PewDiePie broke the internet when he decided to take a vacation, and Mariah Carey is milking "All I Want For Christmas Is You" until her dying breath Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Whoa! Welcome to all things internet. I am your host Rachel Bounder. This is a show where we talk about things we see on the internet that usually have to do with the internet, but we don't fact check or research anything.

0:12.8

I am here with my mom say hi mom. Hi! How you doing? Great! Merry Christmas! Merry almost Christmas!

0:19.0

It is when we post this Christmas Eve Eve! Christmas Eve Eve? It's Christmas Eve Eve!

0:24.5

Merry Christmas Eve Eve! Merry Christmas Eve Eve!

0:27.4

I hope you have finished your shopping. I hope everyone out there has finished their shopping. No, I was doing it.

0:32.0

She literally just... Okay, also by the way, if you're watching, sorry about the lighting. I'm in Quirin Colleen's house today, so I didn't set up a lighting.

0:40.7

I'm busy. We are busy. The holidays are busy and stressful. Yes.

0:46.7

So, you know, if you are stressed this holiday season or you're just way too excited that you can't sleep. Like you're like, Santa's coming tomorrow, Santa's coming soon, can't sleep.

0:55.5

May I suggest the sleeping app called Calm? It is the number one app for sleep and relaxation. It can transform your nights, which can transform your days.

1:06.3

They have bedtime stories for adults, which they call sleep stories. Apparently when you get older, you have to change the name.

1:12.9

Okay. But they also have soothing music, guided meditation, breathing exercises, and so much more. So it's not just an app to fall asleep to. It's an app to calm yourself with too.

1:24.5

Whatever English is correct, their words are hard.

1:28.5

And for a limited time, our show listeners can get 40% off a calm premium subscription at calm.com forward slash all things internet.

1:37.5

It comes with unlimited access to calm's entire library. A new content is added every week. So get started today at calm.com forward slash all things internet that is C-A-L-M.com. Name the show.

1:51.5

Yeah. And also this is a gift that keeps on giving because if you're calm, ever around you benefits from your energy. Keeps it down.

1:58.5

I don't know why my mom's not talking. She's miming things right now because you're doing stuff and I don't want to interject because I don't. Yeah.

2:05.5

So I feel like it's what pin and teller act the moment.

2:09.5

I feel like our family needs this. We get stressed during the holidays a bit. And we don't. We just we work off each other's stress. We just kind of keep building each others.

2:19.5

Yeah. I'm almost sure usually the one that's the calm. So I've had a stressful week. So I don't know. Everyone's stress levels are just going to shoot up. Yeah.

2:29.5

I only have one more store to stop at. And then I'm done with Christmas shopping. It's a pet store. Everyone's got a pet in our family. I need to get some stuff.

2:38.5

I have quite a few people to finish for. Oh, do you know. Did you finish for me? No. Well, one good Christmas present that did happen this past week was that Trump got impeached.

2:48.5

Now a lot of people are very confused as to what this means because people are like he's impeached. He's out. No. The house impeached him.

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